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Today, my dad decided to fix my Camry's side view mirror which was kinda loose instead of paying 20 bucks to a mechanic to fix it. He ended up breaking the mirror and now my driver side doesn't have a side view mirror. TMDL
Today, my gori gf agreed to be muslim so we can marry! I am so happy! I am the happiest desi alive! TMDL
Today, I asked a desi guy for a cigarette. He said okay and instead of giving me a new one he gave me the one he was smoking and said finish it. TMDL
Today, I realized that I live a life of quiet desperation like most married and unappreciated desi women because considering a divorce is not an option unless I want to be 'besharam' and 'akeli' all my life. TMDL
Today, I showed my mom this website and I told her that 97 people liked my story and I just submitted it today. What did she tell me? "What is this! 13 people didn't like it?" Now I'm grounded for a month because she found out 13 people didn't think I was "a good writer." TMDL
Today, I told my mom that I didn't want to be an engineer or doctor when I grow up, but in return she replied, "then what jobs are left!" TMDL
Today, for the millionth time, some aunty phoned my mum for my rishta with her 35 year old son. Im 17. TMDL
Today, I told my dad that I need a new calculator because my old one died. He says to me , "Pakistani kids don't need calculators. Do the sums in your head to make your brain stronger". I'm supposed to do trignometric functions in my head. TMDL
Today, I needed stuff for the school project I am doing and I asked my dad if we could go to Staples. He said "there is no problem that can't be solved at the dollar store". TMDL
Today, I found out that we are learning about India in my World Studies class. I was so happy. Wow, so much for wanting to be an American kid. TMDL
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