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Today, we didn't leave a tip at the restaurant we went to since my parents said the waitress already gets paid. TMDL
Today, I got in trouble for texting 'good night' to my 16 year old guy cousin because my aunt thinks texting is 'sexting'. I'm a 21 year old girl. TMDL
Today, I was watching 90210 and one of the characters suggested that they go see the Bollywood movie 3 Idiots. I felt a sense of pride. TMDL
Today, I was at the mandir and a teenager addressed me as "uncle". I am 27 years old. TMDL
Today, at my mazjid, there was a huge argument involving like a dozen people because apparently we were praying in the wrong direction by a couple inches. TMDL
Today, I was mountain biking. I tried to do a trick in mid-air and I ended up falling right on my arm. I went for an x-Ray to find out it was broken in three places and I also got 17 stitches on my cheek. I went home and instead of my parents feeling sorry for me they beat me. TMDL
Today, I bought these really nice ripped jeans on full price. When I came home, I got slapped with a chapal for not being a "smart shopper". She wanted to return them because they were in bad condition (ripped). I explained that they're supposed to be ripped. She still doesn't get it. TMDL
Today, my parents refused to let me visit my friend for spring break because I had to sit for puja. I am going away one week after spring break to do a one month medical course and must do a puja so that all goes well. TMDL
Today, a telemarketer called my house and as usual, I prank them (e.g. turn on blender when they ask for credit card number). This time, it turned out to be some Indian and I said, "Oh Bhaiyya!" and started pranking and then my Mom said no one marries "wannabe jokers" like me. I'm 12. TMDL
Today, I realized the song "Desi GIrl" from the movie Dostana has gori girls dancing at the back. TMDL
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