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Today, after waking up in my mansion, I had to decide whether to drive either my pimped BMW 3 series, or pimped BMW X5, or my new Mercedes ML. TMDL
Today, I realized Indian and Chinese people can never do business together. Chinese want to keep every penny and Indians want to save every penny! TMDL
Today, it was my birthday. Instead of a cake, we had gulab jamun. TMDL
Today, me and mom went for a walk, we came back home and she made roti for us with extra extra butter and said its healthy for me. TMDL
Today my husband has been out with his "friends" the whole day while I believe he is with his girlfriend. Little does he know though that today, I was also with my boyfriend. Yeah, complicated. TMDL
Today, I want to say that TMDL sucks. this website is so dum. ur indians and ur disgrace to indian people. look what happening in Australia, Indian people r getting attacked b/c ABCD people like u. who dont have no unity. TMDL
Today, marks one week since the last time my wife gave me sex. Apparently the new generation of desi girls still expects their husband to provide for them and do all the "man" stuff but now desi girls somehow have the right to say no to sex for a week just because your husband called you fat. TMDL.
Today, I asked a Pakistani student what the chemical formula for water was. He replied, "HIJKLMNO". I then said "what are you on about?" He replied, "Yesterday you said H to O". TMDL
Today, I realized how my sister and I always spray ourselves with perfume before approaching our mom out of fear that she will smell the cigarettes off us. We're both legally old enough to smoke but had hid it from her for 2 years now. TMDL
Today, I read TMDL and I say you ABCDs are nuthing. You try to act white, but all the white people laugh at you. When u come to india you think u all that but why u cant do that when u go front of white and black ppl. Even if u born in USA, u still indian. TMDL
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