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Today I told my mom you are a bit negative. She started crying because I ''insulted'' her. She says I have no respect for her. We had a huge discussion for the last 3 hours where I tried to explain the word negative. She still doesn't get it! TMDL.
Today, I realized that even though my father has graduated top of his class from IIT (with a degree in software engineering) and IIM, it is impossible for him to change his Facebook profile picture on his own. TMDL
Today, I realized whenever my mom and I go to a drive-thru, more than likely I'm forced to give the order from the passenger seat because of my mom's heavy accent. TMDL
Today, my mom got a call from Pakistan from one of our relatives asking for my rishta. I'm 17. As my mom told them that I'm too young the lady responded "it's ok my sons only 27." TMDL
Today, my fiance said "jaan I love you". Why he said that? He wanted me to go with him to his place so I could help his mom and learn from her how to cook, clean, and take care of a full family. He also wanted me to stop my education and my job. TMDL
Today, my sister told me to watch the last "The Last Airbender" Why? Because Dev Patel is in it. TMDL
Today, I went shopping with my dad. I wanted to buy a shirt for $50. He yelled at me and said "you can get the exact same shirt in India for only $5." TMDL
Today, I asked my mom if she would take me to McDonalds because I didnt want to eat roti. She said no and gave me lecture on how McDonalds is bad for your health and roti is much better. Later on my aunt came over and she had some McDonalds coupons. We had McDonalds for dinner. TMDL.
Today, my mom hired cleaners to come and clean our house. She had me clean the house for two hours before they came, I asked her why did I do all the cleaning she replied I dont want them to think we have a dirty house. TMDL
Today, I asked my uncle "how's your son doing". He spent the next two hours telling me how much his son earns, where he lives, who he knows, what he is capable of, how many rishtas he gets per day and all of this "is between you and me okay?" TMDL