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Today it was my friends birthday so I told my mom that I am going out to buy a birthday card. My mom replied by saying, "go to the dollar store, it will still be open." TMDL
Today, my mom told me that a girl we are considering will be perfect for me because her second toe is smaller then her big toe. That means I will be able to dominate her during our marriage according to my mom. TMDL
Today, I realized that I don't show my parents any of my tests unless they are 100% with extra credit. TMDL
Today, it was my first mens cricket match with my half white, half desi team. When I went to bowl, the captain who was gora told me not too fast and keep line and length. The desi guys were screaming in Punjabi to haul it in with all my might and not to care if it goes wrong. TMDL
Today, I found the same pens I threw away in my trash can now on my desk. I wondered who put them there. I found a note on my desk written in bad english: "you not throw away pens, they is expensive. You refill when you go outside." Those pens are from the dollar tree store. TMDL
Today, as I was preparing to leave for England my father advised to stay away from hookers and use precaution. Why did he worry I'd use a hooker? Because i was caught with a playboy magazine in my schoolbag when i was 16. TMDL
Today, I'm at school in the computer lab finishing up my assignment. The brown to any other race/nationality ratio in this room is 23:6. TMDL
Today, I did an intro sheet of myself for the teacher. Fav type of music: bhangra. Fav athlete: Shahid Afridi. That's what most of it was like. I wish I could've saw her face when she read it. TMDL
Today, my 7 year old brother said 'pregnant' and my mom got mad at him. TMDL
Today, I was out shopping with my brother. I bumped into an auntie that knows my mom and I well (but not my brother). When i got home, my mom gave me the killer look and said "who was that bastard u were shopping with today!". Guess who had called mom today. TMDL